So you've decided you want to trap women in bubbles. Maybe you've got a girlfriend who wants to be stuck in a bubble, or that's accommodating enough that she'll let you put her in some sort of bubble trap for your enjoyment. Maybe you're a bounty hunter who's looking to learn some new ways to apprehend people. Maybe you know some really mean girls or criminals who have it coming. If this is you, then read on. I'm in favor of this sort of stuff, which is why I'm willing to share a lot of hard earned knowledge. But if you're going to trap nice people against their will, then please go elsewhere. This knowledge isn't intended for you.
There's basically four ways you can go when it comes to encapsulation. New technology, magic, bio-engineering, and current technology.
Regardless of the path you chose, there are a few important items to consider:
- Build in a release method. Bubble related stories sometimes talk about an encapsulation trap that can never be popped. If you're the one doing the bubbling, this is really shortsighted. The situation may change where you want to or need to release some woman you've bubbled. Maybe you've had a change of heart. Maybe someone's offered to pay a ransom. Maybe it's a condition of your upcoming parole. Maybe you were cleaning your bubble gun and didn't think it was loaded. In any case, don't paint yourself into a corner. Don't create a bubble you can't pop.
- Safety, safety, safety! Let's be honest. Whatever other explanation we may give, if you're reading this guide its because you've got a bubble fetish. And you know what's not sexy? A corpse in a bubble. Make sure you thoroughly test your encapsulation method for safety before using it. Consider everything that could go wrong before you take responsibility for some woman's life by putting her in a bubble or other inescapable enclosed space. Don't assume. Test and verify. If hundreds of engineers and the FAA can do their best and still make a plane that flies itself into the ground, your encapsulation method probably has flaws. Think hard about them, try to anticipate them, and fix them before you put on a mask and go out in the world bubbling girls. And this goes back to point #1. Have a way to undo anything you've done if things go sideways. Also, unless you've figured out how to suspend bodily functions as part of your trap tech, you should probably build in some sort of automatic release. You know what I'm talking about here, right?
- Make sure you build in safeguards so you don't accidentally get encapsulated yourself. Maybe this is some sort of lockout on your balloon gun. Maybe it's a muzzle on your bubble belching pet. Maybe it's making sure you always have some bubble popping tool on you, maybe in your watch or belt buckle or something. And don't leave your encapsulation technology laying around. Don't put it in a nightstand where some relative or their kid might find it. Don't leave it in the glove box of your car. Don't try to carry it through airport security, even if it isn't metal. That's just asking for trouble. This is basic stuff, folks.
Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about ways you can achieve your goal of encapsulating a female:
New Technology
New technology is really useful, and is my personal favorite because I have no magical skills whatsoever. This involves creation of new chemical solutions and materials or machines that create bubbles or other encapsulation containers. However, there are major hurdles to this path. Creating new technology like this is really hard, or everybody would do it. This path is best for people who are engineering prodigies, mad scientists, visitors from another dimension or future, or billionaires. If this isn't you, then you should probably look elsewhere.
Magic
Magic seems like a great way to create bubbles. But, honestly, I have no idea how this works. There's two things I think I can never do. I can't play music. I've tried to learn, and I just can't. I get about 2/3 through an introductory book, and can't go further. Piano, guitar, whatever. Can't do it. And I can't do magic. I've tried. I thought a combination of magic and technology would be awesome, but I just can't get it to work. Bought a bunch of books and artifacts, took a couple of seminars down at the convention center at the fairgrounds, etc. Big waste of time and money. But apparently, some people can do it. And when they do, it seems like the sky's the limit. Maybe they have rules as well that limit what they can do. I don't know. If we're going to be truthful, I don't even know what I'm talking about. I think maybe it's something you're just born with. I can't do it, but I felt like I had to add magic bubbles to this guide.
Bio-engineering / Creature breeding
Another path to encapsulating your target is through the use of other lifeforms. Perhaps you could genetically engineer a creature that will surround a woman so it can absorb her CO2 output. I've played a bit hacking and recombining genes, and found it quite effective. Or perhaps years of careful cultivation would allow you to create a predatory plant that traps its prey in a bubble. Perhaps through your intergalactic travel you will discover a species of bubble creature that blows encapsulating bubbles. The interesting thing about this category is the wide variety of possible options. Again, not easy, but quite a sight to behold when achieved.
When innovating in this area, consider a couple of things. First, consider how you are going to make sure your creature doesn't turn on you. Second, don't create a creature which can reproduce. If you engineer it, cut that part out. Seriously. And not half-assed like in Jurassic park way or whatever. Make sure. And if you're bringing in a creature from another planet or dimension, have it spade or neutered before you come back to Earth, and for God's sake, make sure it's not pregnant. We've seen the damage some asshats in Florida have done by releasing pet pythons. The last thing we need is some alternate dimension bubble creature getting loose in the sewers and being able to multiply until there's enough of them to trap every last female on the planet in a bubble. Sure, it sounds great from a fetish perspective, but it could mean the end of the human race. So be responsible.
Current Technology
There are a few good ways for average people to encapsulate their significant other for entertainment purposes. There are a few sources of double walled latex bags or bubbles that work pretty well, although they're expensive and fragile. Heavy duty pool walking balls are probably the closest an average citizen can get to actually trapping a woman in a bubble, since the zipper can't be opened from the inside while pressurized. There are clear dunnage bags which can be cut open then sealed back shut with a heat gun, then inflated to drum-like tightness. And of course, 72 inch balloons give the impression, if not the reality, of a woman helplessly encapsulated. Clear vinyl mattress or furniture covers and other similar zipping items can give the impression of encapsulation when used with a constant air source. With all of these things, safety is of paramount importance. Normal materials aren't capable of the sort of life sustaining functions that magic, advanced technology or bio-engineered bubble traps are, so be safe. Brainstorm all the things that could go wrong before you start, and have a safety plan for each. Also, bags big enough for two people made of pantyhose material can be bought on AliExpress or other sites for only a few dollars. This is a great way to start. Oh, and whatever you and your squeeze do, post pictures and videos. Thanks in advance.